Thursday, March 31, 2011

What she wore...

ive been enjoying everyones what they wore posts on their blogs and i kinda wanted to do my own but my clothing variety is pretty mute so i decided to do one of my boo Aila because she always looks guuuuuuud. enjoy.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Megumi Kudo

 No Divas or Knockouts

Monday, March 28, 2011

Saturday, March 26, 2011

morning thoughts

I'm sure this joke has been done before, but I've never heard it and my mindgrapes exploded like the big bang when i came up with it. so shut up.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

love me...please?

Monday, March 21, 2011

Friday, March 18, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Asshole Cat...The Story.

Jumping on board the true life stories train, heres a little ditty about my cat. Hes a bit of a clinger and loves to get up in my business when I come home from work. I dont mind after a long day at work and love giving him the attention but I eventually want to get my drawing/internet surfing on. One of the big things he likes to do is just jump up onto my desk and get up right in front of my screen. It's cute but HWAY annoying after the 100th time. Hes a persistent one. I'll usually catch him before he has the chance.  This is one of those instances gone wrong.

Unwanted guest.
Off he must go!
something goes wrong.
And like a bomb detonator, my papers crash to the floor...
unleashing the hellbeast!
I try to keep him away, but hes squirming spastic convulsions are far too much for my fragile arms...
and like a ninja he strikes!
hit and run.
Letting out some kind of viking battle cry, I've had enough.
Fire in my eyes, I'm ready to kill.
I was gonna murder him. Hes cutsie eyes weren't gonna save him.
But hes kitty speed did...
I swear, he was snickering at me. Son of a bitch.
After spewing out some nasty expletives...
and weeping like a little girl...
kitty eventually got his.
Now came the pain of cleaning the cut. I didn't think it was that bad but apparently it was bleeding pretty nasty.
Dabbing the Q tip into the fire water.
I oh so carefully and reluctantly get it closer to the cut least i didnt poke my eye.
I fashioned a mini band aid from a regular band aid and looked like an idiot.
Chats and I eventually made up and got our cuddle sleep on. Hes still an ass.
Chatsworth Pendleton III